"Miguel" he says he's Peurto Rican, but we all know he's Domincan.
"Rob" He likes Adrian Brody and plaintains.
"Xena Drynne" She's currently in rehab for her addiction to cats, mangoes, and hot men. (Get well soon!)
"Li" One word: Asian hippie.
"Peggy Sue" she's got whiskers, but she smells like cocoa butter.
and my new favorite band from Brooklyn (via Wichita, Kansas
the fuckin' rockin' COUNTRY CHURCH (I <3 u guys1!! xoxo)
best band ever