Monday, February 28, 2005

Anybody else ever notice this?

(thanks, j)

Shatner does "Rocket Man"


Make your brain explode!

My eyes are bleeding.

Friday, February 25, 2005

with friends like these...

...who needs friends?

IrrationalJess (6:09:54 PM):
yo wanna see somethign great
IrrationalJess (6:10:05 PM): when u get a chance and r alone* check it out

*don't miss the r alone part, like i did.

A Scanner Darkly

been hearing about this for a while now...

Finally, a trailer for Linklater's new one. Dude I know, I know it's Keanu. like, again.

It looks fucking hot though. (thanks, backwardscity)

My Dinner at Applebee's With White Supremacists!

A Jewish writer infiltrates a neo-nazi group over caesar salad and brownie sundae:

'The grand wizard was on welfare,' he recalls; his voice contains as much distaste as if he were commenting on Mexicans. 'He was about 50 and lived with his mother. It was really depressing. We had to go with him to get his welfare check.'

Link to article

NJ Officials tackle major concern

Roadkill candy? OMG!!! What an outrage!!!

Thursday, February 24, 2005

I love New Jersey, for real

because you can smell it with your own eyes!

New Jersey Superfund Sites
New Jersey Wastelands

I really stopped giving a shit about korn years ago

but there's just something strange about this announcement

In other news, Marilyn Manson discovers he is allergic to makeup.

Japanese Chinese Comic book covers

for you folks who are into this, there are thousands of them scanned here:

I will See You Next Tuesday

I will See You Next Tuesday
I will See You Next Thursday
I will See You Noon Time

Hear it in person here

A piercing that's actually useful . . .

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

That unique Oriental character you decided to tattoo on your ass back in 1999 might actually mean 'Crazy Diarrhea'

These folks will be able to tell you: Hanzi Smatter Blog

The entire collection of Calvin and Hobbes

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Hunter S. Thompson RIP: 'I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time'

A fine memorial by Ralph Steadman.


1. Place camera in front of face

2. Shake face or Prrr

3. Send them the picture

What's next, a hydra?

Russian woman gives birth to cyclops child

Everyone poops

A children's story. I shit you not! [insert laughter here]

Sometimes two heads aren't better than one

Egyptian doctors remove baby's second head . . .

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Fake Lesbian Porno

by Rollertrain

a snip:
Bitches, when the director tells you to lick a woman's asshole, here's what to do: Spread her ass apart, nibble on those tight cheeks, give 'em a funky slap, then point out your tongue and slide it around or into her sphincter. Assholes don't taste like cherries, bitches. That's where the poop comes out. But if you're getting paid to eat she-butt, then eat it with a smile.

Lick it here.

Global Warming and the Grist

Scary, Part I:

BBC NEWS | In pictures: How the world is changing

Scary, Part II: Scarier Than The First

From The Grist, as may or may not have been quoted by Bill Moyers, hotdog vendor:
Many Christian fundamentalists feel that concern for the future of our planet is irrelevant, because it has no future. They believe we are living in the End Time, when the son of God will return, the righteous will enter heaven, and sinners will be condemned to eternal hellfire. They may also believe, along with millions of other Christian fundamentalists, that environmental destruction is not only to be disregarded but actually welcomed -- even hastened -- as a sign of the coming Apocalypse.

We are not talking about a handful of fringe lawmakers who hold or are beholden to these beliefs. The 231 legislators (all but five of them Republicans) who received an average 80 percent approval rating or higher from the leading religious-right organizations make up more than 40 percent of the U.S. Congress.

Link to Full Article.


Wish you were here, mikebob.

Friday, February 18, 2005

Mein Stern

A Historical Romance Novel

nice poser/photoshop job! is that jesus in hell (behind the androgynous woman)???

Cheetah Divas Official Site

Two impressionable young girls try to found the Cheetah Divas.


Ouch . . .

This presentation IS NOT for the weak hearted. Some of these scenes are definitely graphic in nature. This presentation IS NOT for shock value alone though. We live in a society where graphic material is easily obtainable to anyone. Personally I don't mind 'shocking' material as long as it's purpose is to build thought, inspire creativity, or teach an important lesson. On Nov. 11th, 2003 I learned a lesson myself. While cutting some wood for a project in my studio, I accidentally severed my index finger from my left hand. The finger, although small, taught me a lot about God¹s strength, mercy and joy (which is not dictated by your surrounding circumstances). This arrangement was set up to be a supplement to an article written up in FEED magazine. Make sure to support and check them out too.

Thank you,

Idea #277: Commemorative 'The Gates' Shower Curtain


When Biscuits Go Wrong

breaks my heart every time...

The Infinite Cat Project

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Who's the luckiest monkey in the zoo?

Spider-Man's Joystick

Available at Wal-Mart

Thanks, planetdan.

How to be creative

Hugh McLeod's gapingvoid has got some potent advice on the pursuit of creativity – 'in art, in business, whatever'.

Be forewarned that, not unlike origami instructionals, it is a lot easier read than done.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Reconstruction & Repair of Heavily Damaged Photos In Adobe Photoshop 7

Or How to Turn Up the Creep Factor in Family Portraits to 11.

Before and After

if you can get past the freakishness of the sample photo, the article is quite informative.

Classical Redefined: From a symbol of wealth to 'Hide your wallet.'

Halt, or I'll play Vivaldi!

...this explains how paganini ended up on my ipod.

Merkin's Song of the Passing Moment

Updated every sentient Passing Moment or Weekly, whichever feels right.

Tegan & Sarah's I Bet It Stung, from their new-ish album So Jealous:
I bet it stung.mp3

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

A day late...

...but i'm bitchless, so... happy belated v-day to all you tools.

Which one is mine?

PostSecrets Project.

Look out George Foreman . . .

It's the Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express!!!

Check out the video on the site.

Abstinence coolness for boys AND girls!

For the boys:

For the girls:

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Things I keep forgetting

•My passwords.
•What i drove to the store for.
•I like RC more than i like Coke more than i like Pepsi.
•Other people's birthdays.
•I'm 23, not 22.

Before they were inbreds

guess who? more after the click

Dead wife as a coffee table

Dude, stop staring at my wife!

These are my confessions....

"I have a very strong sexual attraction to shit. I can't ask my girlfriend to shit on my chest, but I want her to so bad. -(possibly not by) Usher: confessions under the seven cardinal sins +1.

Friday, February 11, 2005

Brazil, Anorexia, and That Dude From Silverchair

not really sure what's goin on here.

Ed Freeman Photos

photoshop or not?

Arthur Miller, R.I.P. 1915-2005

Virginia Senate drops droopy-pants bill

I can't believe this shit even passed in the house...

For more on droopy pants