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Chicken without a cause

Peta staffer and smiley douchebag Chris Garnett legally changes his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com, effectively raising awareness on the obvious and sucking up to his bosses all in one shot.

Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 6:49 PM |

can u imagine becomming Mrs. KentuckyFriedCruelty

Posted by Blogger frankthebunnie | 4:32 AM  

You forgot the '.com'

Mrs. KentuckyFriedCruelty.COM

The article fails to mention that Chris has obsessive dreams of fellating chickens, getting into that juicy butter layer just underneath the skin. He has no problems with 'eating' chicken, just eating dead ones.

Posted by Blogger mike | 11:45 AM  

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