Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Hump Day, click ok


Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Next Party at the Mansion

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I got bored at work and found this image on google...thought it would be a good idea for a party?

Popeye all grown up...looks just like ma.

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Wonder if she eats spinach as much as him
Got this pic. in an E-mail from a friend at work... I was rather disturbed....

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Na na na na nana nan na na....

Liddo and Sarah's Katamari Fantasy Night

Thursday, June 23, 2005

of porn lovers and Bush voters

via boingboing: our and other sites shut in anticipation of 2257
Amended Section 2257 recordkeeping regulations go into effect at midnight tonight. The federal law requires website owners to keep records documenting, among other things, that "every performer portrayed in a visual depiction of actual sexually explicit conduct" is over the age of 18.

In anticipation, porn sites and others that offer adult content are preparing to make their sites compliant -- or taking them offline. Today, several sites in the family are going dark for that reason, including (like amihotornot for amateur snapshots of a particular male anatomical part in a particular state) and (which you could call an industrial-strength grossout blog).

Section 2257 is ostensibly aimed at preventing the exploitation of minors in pornography. However, some free speech advocates argue it provides the conservative Bush administration with the power to silence other websites deemed offensive.

:: If you voted for Bush, a juicy THANK YOU from the darkest corners of my gooch for ruining it for the rest of us, you fucks. love, merkin

::mikebob notes:
i think we should propose USC 32984398 which requires everyone 18 and under to wear a chastity belt of which the federal government owns the key
there will be a catheter installed so we have the 'freedom' to urinate
and a hole in the back that would allow poop to come out, but a nice little cigar cutter to active if anything tried to enter
and maybe a permanent pasty implant to the women, cuz we know it aint nude if the nip is covered
why not just chop off all tha hands and penises of men who aren't christian?
there are easy ways to avoid all this paperwork
burn out our eyes!

fuckin lovely. (he's a gimp, he can't blog for himself) no offense to all the gimp-bloggers. you'll all be censored soon enough anyway.

Holy Mother of God

Holy Mother of God


is ...

"Japanese culture report by MasaManiA with fucking photo & poor English you never seen at boring CNN, Time or major sophisticated jurnalism."

Classy. Japaclassy.

i love it.

What Does Happen When You Burn An American Flag?

The House Of Representatives recently passed a measure to amend the U.S. constitution to include a ban on flag burning and desecration. But why? Why would anyone care if a flag is burned? Flag burning doesn't harm anyone.

Or does it?

Heathen particles - Released during everyday sinning
Sodomite particles - Released during sodomy
Abortion particles - Released during abortions
Gay particles - Released by gay people
Welfare particles - Released by welfare recipients
Tree-hugger particles - Released by hugging trees*


i miss doing shit like this*

*naaaa. not really.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

T-shirt of the year

Monday, June 20, 2005

Bloc Party podcast

NPR posted a podcast of Bloc Party's 7/16 Washington D.C. concert. You can download the whole show here. Or not.

Remember Saddam

NEW YORK - Thrust unexpectedly into the role of prison guards for Saddam Hussein, several young American soldiers found the deposed Iraqi leader to be a friendly, talkative “clean freak” who loved Raisin Bran for breakfast, could down a large bag of Doritos in 10 minutes and insisted he was still president of Iraq, the men said in an interview published Monday and in comments on NBC's "Today" show.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Happy Friday folks

Blind Biologist Holding Dinner Leftover, Finds Clues to Human Recipes

>NPR : Blind Biologist Finds Clues to Human Societies in Shells "California professor Gary Vermeij thinks he's found clues to the power of nations and multinational corporations -- by studying seashells. During his 35-year career, this biologist has overcome significant obstacles to carry out his research. He has been blind since age 3."

Bonus: it's AUDIO! (NPR, dur)


Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Trailers, trailers..

"The modern cinema trailer is Don Lafontaine's fault. You know Don, even if you think you don't: his is the reverberating, honey-and-gravel voice that has accompanied approximately 4,000 trailers since 1963, a troublingly large proportion of which seem to have begun with the phrase: "In a world ... " In a world beyond time, one man has nowhere to run."

Link: The Guardian

How to Make a Million Dollars, by Marshall Brain

Actually seems feasible. But of course, it involves too much effort. (like, reading.) NEXT!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Where is Waldo?

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULL****!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been referred to as Christmas.

Monday, June 13, 2005

The Brick Testament

Bible passages acted out by Lego people. Hilarious.


Thursday, June 09, 2005

Water Cooler

Refreshing you are
At nine in the morning
I yearn for you once more

Office Party

in virtual meat beach
life spans longer than it should
in concrete and glass

conclave obscurum

more after the jump (picture reads '2005', a New Year's card)

GTA San Andreas for the PC

torrent link

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

titillating pics of nothing in particular, courtesy of my sweet new digital thang

here ya go mikeboob!

click on thumbs for larger porns

side note:
as I was taking the last pic (with the airoplane, fittingly), The Young Conductor stopped on his tracks, looked at me, looked at my camera, looked out the window, and then back at me, waiting for me to acknowledge him. I didn't. After like 30 seconds of him just standing there feeling like a douchebag, he finally goes,
" you know you can't take pictures on the train..."
"I thought that only applied to subway trains.."
"Nope, It's for the tri-state area"
"uh ok. thanks for PSA."
I turned around to take more pics.
"You're not taking TERRORIST PICTURES, are you?"
"Ok, i just had to ask."
He then walks away.

Yellow alert for Stupidity!

digital slurrrrrr

merkin, post some pics from yer shiny new camra

9ct Gold Ringed Burberry Condoms

What do you mean "you don't have one yet?"


Monday, June 06, 2005

goliwog man

i feel like a religious voyeur.

Hi 'goliwog man' quite a handle, does it have a certain meaning ?

You really bombed the forum with some heavy questions here. I hope we can help you with what you are looking for.

I believe my beliefs to be quite Anabaptist but I have a question regarding your post to help perhaps with a response - when you said ' my family currently left our church because they wouldnt allow us to worship God in the holy spirit', what exactly did you mean ? Are you saying that there was some order required to speaking in other tongues during a service ? Or did you mean something else ?

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Hello, my name is Volteena!

...and i love HOT MEN!

Friday, June 03, 2005

pictures of walls


Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!