Thursday, March 31, 2005


Terry Schiavo's blog

So wrong, yet so funny

awesome rhymes with gruesome a baby seal walks into a club...

oh you mean they do this shit for real? really, im not sure what is more evil and deprived, the video you just so thoroughly enjoyed watching (oh admit it), or the people that provided it.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

yo this site is awesome.

this is a secret


Tuesday, March 29, 2005


Translation: Japanese girls pwn3d!

If you don't click this link, you will die in 7 days.

Monday, March 28, 2005

Rice & crew

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Google SMS beta

text GOOGL (46645) from your phone to access:

weather "weather 90210"
movies "war of the worlds newark, nj (or use zip)"
business & rez listings " john smith palo alto ca"
or "650-555-1234"
or "B Walsh, 90210"
definitions "define loquacious",
calc "6+6+6",
UPC/ISBN lookup
area code lookup
zip lookup

this shit is insaaaannne! WWGD next??

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Arlington Pediatric Center

Friday, March 25, 2005

yeah, why is that?!


Graf artist with good taste :)

The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit.


Clocky is a clock for people who have trouble getting out of bed. When the snooze bar is pressed, Clocky rolls off the table and finds a hiding spot, a new one every day.

I NEED Clocky!

43folders: hacked to pieces

apparently, "advice" is so yesterday, so i present to you: life "hacks"

what's that term for when you shove a bunch of fingers down your throat to induce retching, because overuse of certain terms is making you physically ill?

like, ahem, 'blog'.

as an added bonus:

Mind Hacks
Genital Hacks


a for effort

how to really confuse your party guests

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Chuck Pahlaniuk's "Guts"

Read this amazing short story a while back but i figure i'll add it for posterity's sake.

Sorry about the annoying flashy banner after the jump, it's not my fault.

Russian man grows penis on arm


Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Hubcap Creatures

Hubcap Creatures by Ptolemy

Genetically Altered Corn Mistakenly Shipped to U.S. Farmers


Say, is that a beak on my Organic Free Range Corn?


Super Mario + M.I.A. = Superlangalang!
mash-ups rawwwk

Just in time for Easter . . .

Third Reich action figures!!!

Friday, March 18, 2005

Passed-out Wookies

A funny collection of inebriated trustafundians.

A Mighty fine read

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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Playdo Graffiti

Less mess, and legal too!

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

GOURDGEOUS! har har har har

.. i used the word genius for a fucking ipod attachment ? ? ????? ? ?? ? ?????

Aside from moulding gourds, Dan Ladd also grows boats and houses. Grows them. From Trees. Planted. In the ground. If this doesn't inspire or humble you, I hope you spontaneously combust.

Hook your ipod up to your walkman!


"yeah, yeah, yeah," you're thinking, "saw one of those before." Umm..... NO YOU FUCKIN' HAVEN'T. For those ever stuck in commuter hell, or more ideally in the bliss of a volkswagen commercial, this thing allows you to control your so-last-year ipod via the buttons of your so-last-decade cassette deck. WOO!

postscript: hey apple, how about a new ad campaign?


Monday, March 14, 2005


Americans for Rice!

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Learn more about this grassroots movement and HURRY UP! We only have 3 years and 234 days for this movement to kick in

Friday, March 11, 2005

Yahoo! Netrospective: 10 years, 100 moments of the Web

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Popular Children's Books in Latin

There's a whole bunch of them on Amazon. Who reads these*?
(*unabashed solicitation: If you'd like to donate a book or two to myself, for my own personal enjoyment, please email here)

Quomodo Invidiosulus Nomine Grinchus Christi Natalem Abrogaverit

Winnie Ille Pu

Harrius Potter et Philosophi Lapis

Arbor Alma

Cattus Petasatus

Regulus <--- i want ze most.

there has to be more out there, but I'm stopping the list here.

Further proof that Fred Durst is lame


Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Katamari Da Vinci

crows to burnaby - Katamari Da Vinci

Perfect excuse for speeding

Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car

Step 2. Drive VERY FAST

Step 3. Watch people freak out.

Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.

Friday, March 04, 2005

Because it's Friday...

I present . . . TechnoDwarf!

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Merkin's Song of The Passing Moment

Updated every sentient Passing Moment or Weekly, whichever feels right.

Dan The Automator and Darryl Palumbo get their 80s rockatronic on. My heart explodes a million different ways.

Head Automatica's Beating Heart Baby
• 3rd song when the flash player loads here.

IP Operator 7624 Fan Page

The IP Relay Service is a service designed to help people that are deaf or hard of hearing. It allows them to send text messages to the service and have operators, place a call to the desired party and then read the message to them.

While a very handy service, some people take advantage of it and use it for pranks phone calls. Normally, I would say this is a bad thing. However, if it weren't for these prank calls, we would never know about "Operator 7624". Unfortunately, all we know is that she is female, has a good sense of humor, and has a very hot voice!

Fuckin Alsome Toys!


btw, if these two got into a fight, who'd win?

(thanks, popdrivel)

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Tell someone to eat fruit.


Brazilian Snowday

... because we had mojitos the last time.

6 oz. Guarana Antarctica Soda
2 oz. OJ
A dash of Peach Schnapps
3 oz Cachaça (sugarcane liquor)
mushroom dust (optional)

on the rocks.

(Thanks, lil lat)

Lord, Protect Me From Your Followers

2-inch cross and microdot bible orbits space. jesus potamkin christ.
totally alsome animated gif
The Cross in Space