Thursday, April 27, 2006

Origami: Katamari Damacy

Little Lat and his Country Club

I smell road trip in the air...

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

How to Defecate Properly Outdoors

How, you ask? Click the link for a tutorial.

Latest deaths

I guess this is what happens to all your flattering, handheld portrait shots when you die – they become creepy.

"The sad fact is that more and more of us, as we invest ourselves in the web, entrusting intimate personal information to garish pages, are destined to leave hastily-constructed, poorly-designed memorials online when we die, trivial shrines whose guest books and comments sections will continue to grow even as we rot, puffing up slowly with hackneyed, repetitive, ghoulish, unintentionally funny tributes.

Eventually, of course, these pages, too, will follow us into oblivion. Tribute activity will level off, some administrator or relative will delete us, the networking brand itself will fall out of favor, its elderly owner will also die, and even his satirists will stop maintaining their spoof page about him. Out of fashion, replaced by new technologies as yet unimagined on infrastructure as yet unbuilt, the network will change hands a few times and close.

Then, thank God, that wretched novelty song we threw up in a whimsical moment will stop loading. Then, finally, our digital ghosts will find peace, and escape the great cycle of humiliation.

There's a short cut to the same nirvana, though: You could make today the day you commit MySpacecide."

-Momus, via Wired

Bored at work?... take a break


this is quite entertaining for david hasselhoff fans

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Pirate Babys Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006

The following video made me realize videogames just aren't violent enough. MORE BLOOD!

Slow load, long-ish video (10 minutes?), worth the wait. Would look great on HD.

Link <-- It's like a cross between every game worth playing & then some.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Magnetic Implants: A Six Month Retrospective + Mishaps

Warning: Lots of words, some yucky photos, and a bit of diy surgery.


Followup link

Friday, April 21, 2006

"Terry had THC in her system!" Kapow! (video/quicktime Object)

Friday Morning Haiku

I Hate You Haiku

Only Seven Syllables

How Basic Is That

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

How to kick some major ass

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Only in NYC

I will have to say I read this twice to get the joke.

Friday, April 14, 2006


Incredible Machines aka 'The Cog' goodness

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Your browser seems... different today - Screenhead

"We’ve never see an ad that outright just calls its completion retarded before, and sweet lord does it work well here in this spot for Firefox. Jeff Gill’s submission to the Firefox Flicks spec ads competition."


Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Holy Engagement Batman!


pubic service announcement... it's a little known fact that i've gone and done gotten engaged in london a couple weeks ago. one vagina for the rest of my life, way to go, me...

next journey is learning to take photos where you can see the subjects' facial features.

monochrome display driver

maybe you guys can help me out here, all six of you and maybe the random stranger that acidentally hits our page doing a search for "tonya harding + feet"...

I'm looking for a display driver or filter or what-have-you for windows 2000 (2k or XP, whatever), that'll just completely, utterly destroy color.

Even if you aren't aware of an actual program that'll do this, perhaps some suggestions on terms i could use for a google search? i tried a lot of what is familiar, to no avail.

run postno through the _color blind web page filter_ to get a taste..



Tuesday, April 11, 2006

dead beasts

accidental and intentional. will fit in faux bullet with mild effort.

The Morning News Gallery - Animals, by May Mantell - Link

my new friend

ooh. look what came in the mail.. my faux bullet. so far i've made apple sauce and a lassi . A lassi is an indian beverage that consists of minced dog (sorry joy), with a little yogurt, ice, and water added to smooth it out & make it go down easier. good stuff.

Monday, April 10, 2006

didn't make your mark?

come back as a pencil

thanks wmmna

Merkin-ImSayinThough Retrospect

Damn kid we were still in HS!

digg users, passionate about nytimes redesign


mikebob, news!

You know that pic you have on myspace? Well, I never thought this was possible ... but I found your soulmate...

quite accurate, almost spooky

I'm not crazy about personality tests, but this one, by far, is the best I've ever taken.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

pixels from Japan :)

Cute Overload!

don't tell anyone, but i kind alike to visit this site every day...

Cute Overload! ;)

Wednesday, April 05, 2006



Drawing Restraint 9

new creepy from The Strangest ... now showing!

click for trailer


like we need any more of these...

Over 6 hours of ouchies...

a book, yes

here. translations, many. uh huh. yes.

baudelaire... baudelaire.. boredom, ennui. hated the shit. like really hated it. do what you want. leave, see the same shit, go... run, running, leave. stay. you know.. keep going...

LINK: The Voyage <--- Summed up better here, multiple translations, for your pleasure. this site is exquisite. baudelaire likes maggots.

man, i love this one (below). he gets all pissed and riled up, jealous that this woman is gettin all the nook while he's hand-empty.. in complete admiration.
note the 'user-gets-used' cycle of nature at the end. he's not completely self-absorbed.

LINK: You Would Take the Whole World to Bed with You. <-- me too

Oh, the pain! 'Infamous bitch to whom I'm bound / Like the convict to his chain.' these translations kick.. read them side by side ---> LINK: The Vampire

When he's not bitchin about bitches, he can get crafty describing the mistreatment, by men, of birds. allusion to the poet aside, though surely the point of this piece, it is a favorite of mine. nice little microcosm of human nature. -----> LINK: The Albatross

LINK: Cain/Abel, more world view.

To end with the beginning, a quote from LINK: To The Reader:

If rape, poison, daggers, arson
Have not yet embroidered with their pleasing designs
The banal canvas of our pitiable lives,
It is because our souls have not enough boldness.

self-perpetuated violence.. jot those down on the to-do list. on second thought, let's end with some warm sentiment:

Neighbouring on the City, I Recall

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

spiritual zen

'professional' celebrity creep-alikes from - UK

Morgan Freeman

Sammy Davis Jr. (color is a little off, adjust monitor)

Kelly Osbourne