Tuesday, May 31, 2005

It's the Vagina Lady!

Because you, vagina, you are pretty!


Who is Brian Peppers?


Monday, May 30, 2005

The Onion: Replacement Socialite Cunt Sought For Simple Life Cast

old news, but funny:

NEW YORK—Due to the falling out between Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, producers of Fox's The Simple Life are continuing their search for the perfect spoiled, no-talent socialite cunt to step in for Richie. "It shouldn't be too hard to find another vapid, muddied cum-dumpster perpetually drunk on the jizz of trust-fund himbos," producer Jonathan Murray said. "Any million-dollar Bambi with a vast inheritance and no ambition will do, though gutter-sluts with coke-fueled pasts will be given special consideration." Murray added that "it doesn't matter if her pussy rattles when the wind blows—we can fix that in post."

The Onion

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Don't Call Me Crazy On The 4th Of July

Don't Call Me Crazy On The 4th Of July

mind control, conspiracies, teeth fillings, LSD, and lost mail....The Bob Lansberry Story. Short film/documentary is about 15-20 mins long.

Friday, May 27, 2005

GPS panties

Ever worry about your wife cheating?

Want to know where your daughter is late at night?

Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?

This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it's there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most.


ROFLcopter attack!!!

You are an elite ROFLER. Your ROFLcopter has strayed into LOLLERskater territory and they have sent wave after wave of LOLLERskaters and LMAOplanes to destroy you and your ROFLcopter.

Happy Friday folks!!!

Thursday, May 26, 2005

List: Japanese Sex Slang


grass hoppa

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

A tribute to Star Wars YTMND style

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This one is timeless:
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Monday, May 23, 2005

Got an STD?

Here's the easy way to tell your partners . . .





How cute


Saturday, May 21, 2005

Crying, while eating

What she's eating:
A green apple

What she's crying about:
Grandmother didn't lead as full a life as she

I want my CrushTV part 3: Chopped Up Frankengirls

There is a rather large consortium of men and women that have this burning desire to see what certain people would look like if they had been stitched together. It's a strange kink, but for some reason, it seems to work. Below, you'll find a collection of pictures that have been radically altered to give the reader a general idea of perhaps what this person would look like if they had been fashioned out of collected pieces.


Friday, May 20, 2005


for those who live for the triple-triple

A short story by Liz Dubelman
Running time of 8:06

link to story

The Force is Cheesy

save your money. get yourself a beer instead.

seriously, zonked out watching it.

It's free, biyatch.

Chappelle's Show Season 2

Here's the torrent link for the complete second season of Chappelle's Show. Happy Friday bitches :)

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Takin it back, 4th grade style


Skinsy Lohan

skinsy lohan

Monday, May 16, 2005

All Natural (Frog) Cocktails

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"We were checking the fridges when out jumped a frog,"

Apparently it's been the latest rave in Peru, they probably got tired of the traditional aphrodisiac (spanish fly) - so they came up with something of their own: live frog cocktails -


Rejected "love is..." comics


Saturday, May 14, 2005

I want my CrushTV part II: Inanimate Objects

yet another niche fetish. yawn.
Is there anything left in the world that people don't fucking jerk off to??


Leadership in Action

Thursday, May 12, 2005

bad link! bad!

a screenshot of the most disturbingly inappropriate link i have ever encountered...

click to see larger pic

missed connection

You: Zeena(?), pink/black hair, tumongous hits

Me: Salt n pepper hair, soul-searching dark eyes, a bit hairy.

if you are reading this, and I hope that you are.... Contact me... I'm on Myspace!!!! I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! (lick on the pic!)

fresh from the spam can...

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Which one is the Antichrist?

Can you tell?

monster on the right

Monday, May 09, 2005

I love/hate this picture

HySpace: Hyrule's Online Community

Link (haha!)

Saturday, May 07, 2005

I wanna lick your boo boo

Bacon Strips Bandages

Friday, May 06, 2005

tsk tsk tsk...

remember this one?
Temple. check. rising sun. check. oriental studies logo. check. hey... wait a second....

Instituto de Estudos Orientais

::thanks kent

I want my CrushTV!

"Crush videos" depict insects or small animals being crushed, usually by women wearing spiked high heels and other fetishistic garb. This obscure genre and its tiny subculture have lately been targetted by animal rights activists, local prosecutors, even the U.S. Congress. The anti-crush video campaign raises difficult moral issues, pitting the humane treatment of animals against the principle of free speech and the rights of sexual minorities. The denunciation and prosecution of crush video producers is clearly about sexual squeamishness as well as animal rights.

Link to more crushingly titillating text. Sorry no mpegs (Will post when i find some).

Happy Friday Guy revisited

He's got a blog!


just fucking click on it

Thursday, May 05, 2005


in the country...


My grown up daughter eats toilet paper!

I am extremely worried about my 24 year old daughter. We have discovered recently that she eats (yes eats!) approximately a whole toilet roll in a week. She has been doing it secretly for over 10 years! She does not appear to have any side affects but surely it can’t be good for her. Obviously counselling is probably the answer but what is she doing to her insides? Please help answer this query, the whole family is stunned, even her two children know that she does this!"

umm... right.


btw: that stripe is what happens when you open the back of your camera before rewinding the film. oops.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Merkin's Song of the Moment

updated whenever i fucking feel like it. (today sucks, like you can't tell). enfuckingjoy:

Please Don't Go Topless, Mother Mama Don't Go Topless.mp3 via boingboing

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

How many 5 year olds can you take?

Now, there are rules, which are as follows:

1. You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.

2. You are not allowed to touch a wall.

3. When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."

4. Someone intent on seeing to it you fail gets to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.

5. The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.

6. There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

7. The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.


Monday, May 02, 2005

Protect the troops from the womb to the war

Also available in a "Brown" model