Wednesday, August 31, 2005

cars, for christian (and the rest of you)

A Couple of Idiots Discuss Complex Subjects


'Einstein's theory of relativity is really complicated, and it can be almost impossible to understand what it means.'

'That's E=MC2, right? What does it mean?'

'When you go really fast, time goes slower...'

'...Because you get there earlier!'

'You're catching on, buddy!'

'Thanks, and if you were to go faster than the speed of light...'


'..and you were in a MONSTER TRUCK.'


read the rest @ubersite...'

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

quarlo -- photos -- new york city

nice pics


Monday, August 29, 2005

When friends fight . . .

When things are going great with our friends, life is good. When things are going not-so-great, life can turn super-crummy, super-fast. Here's a guide on how to deal with the situation, for those who need it.


Friday, August 26, 2005


Mr. S in his other 'birthday suit'

in a three-piece suit
lee orders at the drive-thru
wrecked, plastered, on foot.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

monkey see monkey do

he's enjoying the hell out of that smoke.


Continuing with the Office Space theme...

and last but certainly not least . . .

Be the geek in your office and order NOW!!!

Taking Pills

Taking Pills: "How to get kids to take . . . Pills!"

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

SHANGRI-LA 2005 photoset

good times in the pine barrens.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

And now, the 8th Avenue Israelites

My morning commute would not be complete with out them

Bah Bah Blacksheep you have any wool?
STOP: This is cleary another attempt by the White man to strip the Black man of his identity.
READ: The End
STOP: No it is not

8th Ave

Catch all 12 of em here
click on the 8th ave section of Funny Sh*t

Saturday, August 20, 2005

What I could've been a billionaire!!!

I can't believe I stopped collecting and could've made something with my life...

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Friday, August 19, 2005

damn good comic

these are really worth checking out, but check quick while the archives are free; they're unlocked do to a recent times write-up.


The times article isn't worth a link.

Thursday, August 18, 2005


crosspollinating the web.

So, wait, what's the point again?

It's all about creativity, getting together, and having a good time. That's it.

Here's the plan: Show up with your monsters in an open field in the woods, meet, greet, dance, drink, chill... and at dusk, we set them free.

Parting will be the hardest part, but don't get too attached with your monsters. They belong in the wild.


all the posters are available on my flickr acct, please spread the word! VIVA LA BEAST!

How to Walk for Absolute Beginners

In case you didn't know.


Now for some long overdue gorilla porn

courtesy of Dan the Man

This time it's video!


Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Ultimate quarters champ

This guy is amazing.

(Thanks Dan the Man)


3-D pavement drawings by Julian Beever

Right angle:

Wrong angle:


Sunday, August 14, 2005





Saturday, August 13, 2005

I want this for my bathroom!

nevermind! I found something better:

anyone want to speculate as to why the little boy's legs are turd-colored, while his head is honey-brown? ignore the fact that his arm is also a different color.


Friday, August 12, 2005

Did you get the memo?

Ummm yeah . . . .

Michael Bolton approved!!

Thursday, August 11, 2005


"It didn't take long for sex to rear its heavy-breathing head in the nascent world of podcasting. Now, in addition to free audio shows on music, politics and sports available for downloading onto your handy-dandy MP3 players, you can access old-fashioned -- or not so old-fashioned -- sexcasts as well, for repeated aural pleasure."


Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Stuff On My Cat


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nough said.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Grizzly Man

"GRIZZLY MAN explores the life and gruesome death of amateur grizzly bear expert and wildlife preservationist Timothy Treadwell. The film is a powerful cautionary tale about modern mans relationship to wild nature as it follows Treadwell's journeys to Alaska, where he lived among the grizzlies and grew to love them. Treadwell's crusade to defend the grizzlies tragically ended when he and his girlfriend were attacked and killed by a rogue grizzly in October 2003. GRIZZLY MAN is a gripping and epic adventure story in the tradition of Jon Krakauer's classic Into Thin Air and Into the Wild."


Fat Stories - for feeders, feedees and fanta-sizers

"After another few rounds Nicole had been obliged to remove her top, and sat there with her hands folded unconsciously over the round little potbelly that had popped out, still a little shy about it despite her drunken state. A little glimpse of her left nipple peeped over the top of her bra, which she had failed to notice. She leant forward to draw from the remaining few cards, her belly squashing fatly into her thighs, and sat up with her selection. A look of surprise flashed across her face and her hand flew to her mouth, before she began to giggle and slowly turned the card around for the others to see. The King of Hearts. The other three Kings lay sprawled on the table, amidst the meagre remains of the food. She began to stand up."

Weight FLINK

Monday, August 08, 2005

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my favorite 'switch' ad.

Friday, August 05, 2005

unfortunate correction

what's up with the jew jokes? | News | The Message | 2005-08-04: "Correction of the day: The July 27 edition of the Denver Daily News contained the following statement: 'The Denver Daily News would like to offer a sincere apology for a typo in Wednesday's Town Talk regarding New Jersey's proposal to ban smoking in automobiles. It was not the author's intention to call New Jersey 'Jew Jersey.''"

Unfortunate children's books


Thursday, August 04, 2005

Don't shave your ass hair

"I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.

It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling."

curious? you know you are . . .

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Tony Ferrari

Remember when your older brother told you that you were adopted?
He wasn't lying!
We're your real family now, and we have missed you...



marshmallow test

The Marshmallow Test emerged during studies by Walter Mischel and his colleagues at Stanford University into the ability of children to delay gratification. In a series of experiments, they measured this ability by putting a marshmallow on a plate and telling the child that he can help himself - or wait until the researcher gets back in 15 minutes, in which case he will be given an extra marshmallow.

The Unreasonable Man: Marshmallows

furthermore, did you know that today's marshmallows contain no trace of marshmallow plant _ for which the sweet mucilaginous confection was originally named for? whatever.

Sexual Moments in Video Game History

this one's for you, C


Tuesday, August 02, 2005

dog vs. porcupine

The dog apparently survived. No word on the porcupine's condition.

via wohba

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