Wednesday, August 31, 2005
A Couple of Idiots Discuss Complex Subjects
EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY
'Einstein's theory of relativity is really complicated, and it can be almost impossible to understand what it means.'
'That's E=MC2, right? What does it mean?'
'When you go really fast, time goes slower...'
'...Because you get there earlier!'
'You're catching on, buddy!'
'Thanks, and if you were to go faster than the speed of light...'
'...'
'..and you were in a MONSTER TRUCK.'
'You...YOU COULD SMASH CARS BEFORE THEY WERE EVER BUILT OH MY GOD.'
read the rest @ubersite...'
'Einstein's theory of relativity is really complicated, and it can be almost impossible to understand what it means.'
'That's E=MC2, right? What does it mean?'
'When you go really fast, time goes slower...'
'...Because you get there earlier!'
'You're catching on, buddy!'
'Thanks, and if you were to go faster than the speed of light...'
'...'
'..and you were in a MONSTER TRUCK.'
'You...YOU COULD SMASH CARS BEFORE THEY WERE EVER BUILT OH MY GOD.'
read the rest @ubersite...'
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Monday, August 29, 2005
When friends fight . . .
Friday, August 26, 2005
McHaiku
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Continuing with the Office Space theme...
and last but certainly not least . . .
Be the geek in your office and order NOW!!!
http://www.redswinglinestapler.com/
Taking Pills
Taking Pills: "How to get kids to take . . . Pills!"
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Sunday, August 21, 2005
And now, the 8th Avenue Israelites
Saturday, August 20, 2005
What I could've been a billionaire!!!
I can't believe I stopped collecting and could've made something with my life...
"If it weren't for the Magic Pro Tour I wouldn't have grown the bongos necessary to launch my laser-beam window cleaning business"
-Cameron Mangrove President
Lazer-Clean Windows and Cornea Reconstruction
Check it out its Volume 1 Issue 1, Come on, you can't beat that!
"If it weren't for the Magic Pro Tour I wouldn't have grown the bongos necessary to launch my laser-beam window cleaning business"
-Cameron Mangrove President
Lazer-Clean Windows and Cornea Reconstruction
Check it out its Volume 1 Issue 1, Come on, you can't beat that!
Friday, August 19, 2005
damn good comic
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Creatures!
crosspollinating the web.
So, wait, what's the point again?
It's all about creativity, getting together, and having a good time. That's it.
Here's the plan: Show up with your monsters in an open field in the woods, meet, greet, dance, drink, chill... and at dusk, we set them free.
Parting will be the hardest part, but don't get too attached with your monsters. They belong in the wild.
---
all the posters are available on my flickr acct, please spread the word! VIVA LA BEAST!
So, wait, what's the point again?
It's all about creativity, getting together, and having a good time. That's it.
Here's the plan: Show up with your monsters in an open field in the woods, meet, greet, dance, drink, chill... and at dusk, we set them free.
Parting will be the hardest part, but don't get too attached with your monsters. They belong in the wild.
---
all the posters are available on my flickr acct, please spread the word! VIVA LA BEAST!
Now for some long overdue gorilla porn
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Ultimate quarters champ
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Saturday, August 13, 2005
I want this for my bathroom!
Friday, August 12, 2005
Did you get the memo?
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Podnography
"It didn't take long for sex to rear its heavy-breathing head in the nascent world of podcasting. Now, in addition to free audio shows on music, politics and sports available for downloading onto your handy-dandy MP3 players, you can access old-fashioned -- or not so old-fashioned -- sexcasts as well, for repeated aural pleasure."
link
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Top 5 Postnoblog$ search terms
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Grizzly Man
"GRIZZLY MAN explores the life and gruesome death of amateur grizzly bear expert and wildlife preservationist Timothy Treadwell. The film is a powerful cautionary tale about modern mans relationship to wild nature as it follows Treadwell's journeys to Alaska, where he lived among the grizzlies and grew to love them. Treadwell's crusade to defend the grizzlies tragically ended when he and his girlfriend were attacked and killed by a rogue grizzly in October 2003. GRIZZLY MAN is a gripping and epic adventure story in the tradition of Jon Krakauer's classic Into Thin Air and Into the Wild."
link
Fat Stories - for feeders, feedees and fanta-sizers
"After another few rounds Nicole had been obliged to remove her top, and sat there with her hands folded unconsciously over the round little potbelly that had popped out, still a little shy about it despite her drunken state. A little glimpse of her left nipple peeped over the top of her bra, which she had failed to notice. She leant forward to draw from the remaining few cards, her belly squashing fatly into her thighs, and sat up with her selection. A look of surprise flashed across her face and her hand flew to her mouth, before she began to giggle and slowly turned the card around for the others to see. The King of Hearts. The other three Kings lay sprawled on the table, amidst the meagre remains of the food. She began to stand up."
Weight FLINK
Weight FLINK
Monday, August 08, 2005
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Friday, August 05, 2005
unfortunate correction
what's up with the jew jokes?
westword.com | News | The Message | 2005-08-04: "Correction of the day: The July 27 edition of the Denver Daily News contained the following statement: 'The Denver Daily News would like to offer a sincere apology for a typo in Wednesday's Town Talk regarding New Jersey's proposal to ban smoking in automobiles. It was not the author's intention to call New Jersey 'Jew Jersey.''"
westword.com | News | The Message | 2005-08-04: "Correction of the day: The July 27 edition of the Denver Daily News contained the following statement: 'The Denver Daily News would like to offer a sincere apology for a typo in Wednesday's Town Talk regarding New Jersey's proposal to ban smoking in automobiles. It was not the author's intention to call New Jersey 'Jew Jersey.''"
Unfortunate children's books
Thursday, August 04, 2005
Don't shave your ass hair
"I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling."
curious? you know you are . . .
It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling."
curious? you know you are . . .
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Tony Ferrari
marshmallow test
The Marshmallow Test emerged during studies by Walter Mischel and his colleagues at Stanford University into the ability of children to delay gratification. In a series of experiments, they measured this ability by putting a marshmallow on a plate and telling the child that he can help himself - or wait until the researcher gets back in 15 minutes, in which case he will be given an extra marshmallow.
The Unreasonable Man: Marshmallows
furthermore, did you know that today's marshmallows contain no trace of marshmallow plant _ for which the sweet mucilaginous confection was originally named for? whatever.
The Unreasonable Man: Marshmallows
furthermore, did you know that today's marshmallows contain no trace of marshmallow plant _ for which the sweet mucilaginous confection was originally named for? whatever.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
dog vs. porcupine
paging shannon...
Reply to: job-88129020@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-07-31, 11:38PM EDT
We are a popular, long established Role-play studio looking for a new phone girl.
Experience is preferred, but if you don’t have any, you need a working knowledge of BDSM, to be computer literate and a great multi-tasker.
We have openings for many shifts, including nights and weekends.
Shift pay + commission. Reply for more information on setting up an interview to come work with us in this dynamic and fun position.
* Job location is Midtown -Manhattan
* Compensation: $ 100 shift plus commision
By 'commission' they mean 'a happy ending', right?
Phone Position available to work in NYC Dungeon
Date: 2005-07-31, 11:38PM EDT
We are a popular, long established Role-play studio looking for a new phone girl.
Experience is preferred, but if you don’t have any, you need a working knowledge of BDSM, to be computer literate and a great multi-tasker.
We have openings for many shifts, including nights and weekends.
Shift pay + commission. Reply for more information on setting up an interview to come work with us in this dynamic and fun position.
* Job location is Midtown -Manhattan
* Compensation: $ 100 shift plus commision
By 'commission' they mean 'a happy ending', right?
Phone Position available to work in NYC Dungeon
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