Wednesday, November 30, 2005


"NOVEMBER 29--We're not sure how Timothy Dufield will get out of this one. The New Hampshire man, 37, was arrested several weeks back for burglarizing a Concord hair salon. When the cops arrived at "The Long and Short of It," Dufield attempted to flee by diving through a closed back window. As you can see from the below evidence photo, he did not succeed. Bleeding and wedged inside the 9-by-15-inch window frame, Dufield was rescued by Concord firefighters and later booked into the local lockup on a felony burglary rap. His case is pending in Concord District Court. In case you're wondering what Dufield looks like with his head up, click here to see his Concord Police Department mug shot."


mario bothers

u have to feel bad for this guy it looks like his fall hurt

can u live up to these boys?

HUGE condoms = Big first Impression?

St. Petersburg, Florida - A new condom will let guys make a big first impression.

The brand name is "HUGE." They're not really any bigger than the standard variety.

But they come in a slightly larger package with the HUGE brand name in big letters.

Company founder Dexter Gabbard says they're trying to give a witty, clever edge to the product.

A news release says HUGE condoms are bringing fun to safe sex.

The HUGE prophylactics will be available
first in Florida, with a national roll-out anticipated sometime next year.

The Associated Press

yoda is a drunk

this is a nice home video

Friday, November 25, 2005

How well is your hand-eye?

Monkey in the Pants



and enjoy some kick ass music with this relatively easy but complicated flash game...

MOBA : The Museum of Bad Art

Mama and Babe
Acrylic on canvas by Sarah Irani, 1995
Donated by the artist

The flesh tones bring to mind the top shelf liqueurs of a border bistro. With an astonishing emphasis on facial bone structure, the artist flirts with caricature and captures features of Mamma's face which remind us of a former First Lady. The upright marionettish pose of the babe hints that the early bond between mother and child is as formal as it is familiar. Good old fashioned parental respect is at the center of this celebration of color and contour.


Thursday, November 24, 2005



Sunday, November 20, 2005

Which celebrities do YOU look like?

Using this picture ,

I apparently look like these stars, in this order:

1. Richard Dreyfuss

2. Stephen Dorff


3. Gary Oldman


Saturday, November 19, 2005

The Chair that doubles as a Kitchenette

you have to admit, its pretty cool and functional, though a bit whack. Link

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Find your GPS location from your LG phone... fo FREE

May only be available in some markets; verizon phones....

1. Hit Menu > 0 > 000000 (SPC code) > 2 (Field Tests) > 6 (gpsOne) > 2 (Test Num) > Change to 922 > OK (I believe this step has to be done every time you restart your phone)
2. While in gpsOne menu: 5 (NV) > 5 (gpsOne Lock) > Turn Off > OK
3. Also: 1 (gpsOne Test Screen) > Turn On > OK
4. Also: 4 (Start Application)

Get out of the menu by pressing End.

then Dial 922 > Send
Screen should say "gpsOne ... something"
Wait a few seconds, then a bunch of information will appear that you can scroll through using the up or down buttons. I don't know what most of it means, but you can see your Lat & Long on the first screen. Be aware that you will (most likely) be charged for minutes while in this screen. Hit End to finish.

Via hf

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Binary Counting is SO COOL

S.C.U.B.A. S.E.X.

Undersea love for all you pervertidas...
...this is fucking great.

not safe for work

Saturday, November 12, 2005

myspace find of the day: Channon

Channon O'Nigashiwa-Li
Age 23
• Only eats meat
• Likes long walks to the supermarket
• Never leaves home without her Hitachi Magic Wand
• Hums the theme song to "The Facts of Life"

I wanna sex you up


Friday, November 11, 2005

Carcass Art-Sculpture

Warning: Gravity is "Only a Theory"

"All physics textbooks should include this warning label:

“This textbook contains material on Gravity. Universal Gravity is a theory, not a fact, regarding the natural law of attraction. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.”

The Universal Theory of Gravity is often taught in schools as a “fact,” when in fact it is not even a good theory."

by Ellery Schempp.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Peyote O.K., says Harvard study

McLean Hospital | News & Information : Press Releases: "Study Finds No Psychological or Cognitive Deficits among Native Americans Who Use Peyote Regularly in Religious Settings"

and now, a teepee:

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

ninjas, REAL NINJAS.


Grandpa's fish

1. Rented fishing boat = $150.00
2. Bait = $ 11.00
3. Camera film = $22.50
4. Showing the world the worm you used to catch that biiiiiiig fish and having it posted on the Internet..................... priceless.

Monday, November 07, 2005

furry little monster beast


Titanium Rhapsody

Performed by the cast of Megaman 7


Sunday, November 06, 2005

american justice lesson of the moment:
Juror Nullification

Must jurors uphold even unjust laws?

In his 1998 book "Jury Nullification: The Evolution of a Doctrine," Clay S. Conrad defines "jury nullification" this way: "Jurors in criminal trials have the right to refuse to convict if they believe that a conviction would be in some way unjust."

The doctrine of jury nullification (search) rests on two truths about the American criminal justice system: (1) Jurors can never be punished for the verdict they return, and (2) Defendants cannot be retried once a jury has found them not guilty, regardless of the jury's reasoning. So the juries in both the Rosenthal and Paey cases could have returned a "not guilty" verdict, even though Paey and Rosenthal were undoubtedly guilty of the charges against them.

This may sound radical, perhaps even subversive, but jury nullification serves as an important safeguard against unjust laws, as well as against the unfair application of well-intended laws.

From FoxNews of all peeps! Read Article

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Merkin's post makes me want to do this

an eye for annai

Happy Halloween, mom!

Originally uploaded by Dissonanc3.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

from the Dept. of WTF: Soundnumbers

Roman Numerals
(Suitable only for writing numbers, not for calculating)

Arabic Numerals
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
(Ideal for writing numbers, and calculating)

Phonetic Numerals
(Ideal for writing numbers, calculating, and enjoying)
They are spoken as:
iS iT iN iM iR iL iJ iK iF iP TiS TiT TiN

how would you say eleven pairs of tits without sounding redundant?

Schwarzenegger St.

Come meet the people on Ahnuld's street.


Merkin's quote of the moment:

"If anybody tells you to scratch your hair, DON'T DO IT! .... it acts as fertilizer!"

- a guy on St. Mark's who gave Z a button that said 'sex slave'.

the doctor says:

the doctor says:
Originally uploaded by youragain.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Happy (belated) Halloween

That's all.