"technique is nothing more than failed style." -- john waters.
"style is nothing more than failed technique." -- monkey.

"i thought I was learning to live; I was only learning to die." -- leonardo da vinci.


more da vinci/vermeer technique.

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movie

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Everybody dance now . . .

Skip to the 5 minute mark for the good shit.

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Room defender



Live out your Metal Gear dreams and try to get past this sentry!!

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The Wooden Mirror project is an art installation, and as such the goals leading to its creation are a bit vague . . .

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I could get an awesome DARTBOARD

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Porn star launches new mobile venture . . .

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damn good. pic link takes you to snamazon. will post snips later.

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courtesy, Googly Images.

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www.humanclock.com

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... in the hands of others...



How's that for polling?

www.fuckingmachines.com

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From a poll conducted by MSNBC:

What teens believe constitutes sex:
• Kissing someone romantically 12% <---tee hee hee
• Touching someone's genitals or private parts [sex] 45%
• Oral sex 77%
• Sexual intercourse 91% <---- sexual intercourse constitutes sex. it does

I wonder what pie they got this data from. I mean, it's so limited, considering the myriad of ways to get off. And kissing?? k.i.s.s.i.n.g.?? What about groupsex? anal sex? phone sex? dryhumping? inanimate objects? masturbation/myspace? I guess none of these count. Stupid pollsters.
And it goes on:

Is Oral Sex A Big Deal?

For many teens (43%), oral sex is not seen as being as big a deal as sexual intercourse. Boys and girls see this somewhat differently. While almost half of boys (47%) think that oral sex is not as big of a deal as sexual intercourse, fewer girls feel that way (38%).

This doesn’t mean that teens are dismissive of its significance: Fifty-five percent of teens hold that it is “very important” to be in love before having oral sex. Somewhat more (68%) say it is very important to be in love before having sexual intercourse.

Link to all this nonsense entire article on top.

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Click pics for site, you dirty perv.

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mike, post more sexy pics of condoleeza please... it's late and i'm loneleeeeeee

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i have friends.

buy me this, thanks.

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FUNYUNS

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They are outside my building. They've been there all day.
btw, it's 25 degrees outside.

Orange banner reads - FALUN DAFA IS GOOD.
White banner reads - is AP an accomplice to genocide in China?

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One of the better photoblogs i've ran into in a while. Some are a bit stock photo-ish, but fuck it, the gems outnumber the duds (and there arent that many, really).

DYSWIS

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Michael Crichton on the state of science and people's gullibility to science. Title isn't what it seems to be.

a snippet:
"Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.

Let's be clear: the work of science has nothing whatever to do with consensus. Consensus is the business of politics. Science, on the contrary, requires only one investigator who happens to be right, which means that he or she has results that are verifiable by reference to the real world. In science consensus is irrelevant. What is relevant is reproducible results. The greatest scientists in history are great precisely because they broke with the consensus.

There is no such thing as consensus science. If it's consensus, it isn't science. If it's science, it isn't consensus. Period. "
Caltech Michelin Lecture:

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"... if she knows the fraternity, she's a skank..."

UPDATE!
the Leroy Assless Winter Special continues.

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This is a PSA brought to you by merkin.
Link takes you somewhere else, obviously.

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Link takes you to one of the greatest bands EVAR.

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"The Rasterbator is a web service which creates huge, rasterized images from any picture. The rasterized images can be printed and assembled into extremely cool looking posters up to 20 meters in size."

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Today I cleaned up three caked up puddles of cat piss.
And set up this blog.
Tomorrow I will feed Voltaire diced up Mau.

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