Monday, January 31, 2005


"technique is nothing more than failed style." -- john waters.
"style is nothing more than failed technique." -- monkey.

"i thought I was learning to live; I was only learning to die." -- leonardo da vinci.

more da vinci/vermeer technique.

Draining the Swamp



2 + 9 = 11

Hidden camera . . .

Everybody dance now . . .

Skip to the 5 minute mark for the good shit.

Stay out of my room!

Room defender

Live out your Metal Gear dreams and try to get past this sentry!!

Wooden mirror (no, really)

The Wooden Mirror project is an art installation, and as such the goals leading to its creation are a bit vague . . .

Saturday, January 29, 2005

Well, ok

If I only had an extra $6499

I could get an awesome DARTBOARD

Friday, January 28, 2005

One more just for mikewho

Self-love how to's

Moan Tones

Porn star launches new mobile venture . . .


damn good. pic link takes you to snamazon. will post snips later.

Condoleeza Warhol

courtesy, Googly Images.

A Reason to Watch Time Tick Away

How about animate objects...

... in the hands of others...

How's that for polling?

Thursday, January 27, 2005

And I thought holding hands counted

From a poll conducted by MSNBC:
What teens believe constitutes sex:
• Kissing someone romantically 12% <---tee hee hee
• Touching someone's genitals or private parts [sex] 45%
• Oral sex 77%
• Sexual intercourse 91% <---- sexual intercourse constitutes sex. it does
I wonder what pie they got this data from. I mean, it's so limited, considering the myriad of ways to get off. And kissing?? k.i.s.s.i.n.g.?? What about groupsex? anal sex? phone sex? dryhumping? inanimate objects? masturbation/myspace? I guess none of these count. Stupid pollsters.
And it goes on:
Is Oral Sex A Big Deal?

For many teens (43%), oral sex is not seen as being as big a deal as sexual intercourse. Boys and girls see this somewhat differently. While almost half of boys (47%) think that oral sex is not as big of a deal as sexual intercourse, fewer girls feel that way (38%).

This doesn’t mean that teens are dismissive of its significance: Fifty-five percent of teens hold that it is “very important” to be in love before having oral sex. Somewhat more (68%) say it is very important to be in love before having sexual intercourse.

Link to all this nonsense entire article on top.


it's magic - you know?

Umm . . . "Scatology"?

Click pics for site, you dirty perv.

mike, post more sexy pics of condoleeza please... it's late and i'm loneleeeeeee

i have friends.

buy me this, thanks. Posted by Hello

mmm funyuns


Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Falun Dafa protestors

Falun Dafa protestors

They are outside my building. They've been there all day.
btw, it's 25 degrees outside.

Orange banner reads - FALUN DAFA IS GOOD.
White banner reads - is AP an accomplice to genocide in China?


One of the better photoblogs i've ran into in a while. Some are a bit stock photo-ish, but fuck it, the gems outnumber the duds (and there arent that many, really).


Aliens Cause Global Warming

Michael Crichton on the state of science and people's gullibility to science. Title isn't what it seems to be.

a snippet:
"Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.

Let's be clear: the work of science has nothing whatever to do with consensus. Consensus is the business of politics. Science, on the contrary, requires only one investigator who happens to be right, which means that he or she has results that are verifiable by reference to the real world. In science consensus is irrelevant. What is relevant is reproducible results. The greatest scientists in history are great precisely because they broke with the consensus.

There is no such thing as consensus science. If it's consensus, it isn't science. If it's science, it isn't consensus. Period. "
Caltech Michelin Lecture:

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

So simple, yet so funny

Monday, January 24, 2005

The curse is broken he says...we'll see

The curse is broken he says...we'll see "... if she knows the fraternity, she's a skank..."

the Leroy Assless Winter Special continues.

Embarassed of your job?

It's sooo good, you can eat it for dessert

This is a PSA brought to you by merkin.
Link takes you somewhere else, obviously.

Sunday, January 23, 2005

When bad things happen to good people

When bad things happen to good people
Link takes you to one of the greatest bands EVAR.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

This is Fierce

Rasterbate with me

"The Rasterbator is a web service which creates huge, rasterized images from any picture. The rasterized images can be printed and assembled into extremely cool looking posters up to 20 meters in size."

Here's for shits and giggles

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The Notorious M.A.U. and productiveness

Today I cleaned up three caked up puddles of cat piss.
And set up this blog.
Tomorrow I will feed Voltaire diced up Mau.