Friday, April 29, 2005

WHAT? no happy Friday!?

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Sex According to the Word of God

women in the catholic church will not lose their voice only because a cartain someone wwww...compudiation almost complete w....the late pope has opposed the ***** war in iraq....thres no reason to thiink... listening to in terms and his policy but now im hoping for mitchel gorbachev did for communism facing the truth... help the catholic people face the truth ...ail dominant criticm...with special emphasis making special emphasis with women int hese church thank you for being with us viagrra ci4lis xx............................................................................................................................................................................................................................
"In summary, we can say that the Scripture supports and even encourages the act of oral sex between loving heterosexual partners. Moreover, the Bible specifically encourages fellatio to completion (orgasm) with the female partner consuming or swallowing the ejaculate. This prevents spilling seed, which is an affront to the Lord, and also provides spiritual benefit to the receiving partner. Oral sex has the added benefits of preventing unwanted pregnancies and helping couples satisfy their sexual urges while preserving their chastity until marriage. For these reasons, all Christian men and women should feel confident and comfortable including oral sex as part of their sexual life in accordance with God’s will."

OMG! Sex In Christ

Dirkon - The Paper Camera


How does this work?

"Got a speeding ticket and you don't want it on your record? Go to court but don't pay right there; ask for a form and tell them you'll mail it in. Send in the amount minus five dollars. The system will credit your payment but your case will be left open indefinitely and you won't get points on your license. Trust me, it works."

from here (Everyday Tips)
also from the site: "An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator." hahaha



Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Saved by Your Balls!

Kelly crashed her dad's sports car into the side of the house! She has 8 hours to raise $5000 to repair the car, BUT she's stuck in Bayside High. Use your "resources" to raise the cash!


Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The Essence of Douchebag


Saturday, April 23, 2005

Uncle Booger's Bumper Dumper

The Ultimate Portable toilet for the outdoorsman.

How to start a fire with a can of Coke and a chocolate bar


Friday, April 22, 2005

Heeeere comes Johnny!


Fat Actress photoshop contest

Ballin is ma life

"Dicky-- u betta b happy im talkin 2 u now afta u tried 2 give me breast cancer and all dat...jk lyl"

"Ballin is ma life"

Here's a little Van Damme for your Friday...

Ghetto Prom


Thursday, April 21, 2005


nothing says bling better than spelling it out


Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to court we go . . .

"The yellow brick road ended in court after a Brooklyn man allegedly harassed a midget mother and her equally diminutive daughter, mocking them relentlessly with chants like "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go."

Danno's Blink-O-Rama


[sorry cp, but i had to add this! -merkin]

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

What to do when Fluffy runs out of lives?


Monday, April 18, 2005

Rent a Negro

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"My friends still ask, 'how is that black friend of yours?'"
- A.P., Physician

Learn more about renting negros

Ray Caesar gallery


Friday, April 15, 2005

Photos by Daniel Bayer



from the Happy Friday Guy. Guaranteed to brighten your day.


Fjorni trivia- Norwegian butter only available in Norwegia

Fjorni - Premium Norwegian Butter

Thursday, April 14, 2005

The Ladder Theory

Clinging to the bottom are the girls that are wolf ugly. These are women so ugly you would chew your own arm off to get away rather than fuck them. Usually fake teeth, or the loss of several hundred pounds can move a woman up from wolf ugly.

cunnillinkus to article

What do we know about tipping?

7. Drawing a smiley face on the check increases a waitress's tips by 18 percent but decreases a waiter's tips by 9 percent.

How about "Thanks, bitches! "?

Link via sinceretheory

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

The automatic condomizer genie

Open up the packet, and this guy fits the condom for you nice and snug. like, poof! (or like squeeeeaaaaak)

how to fold a shirt

old news, but worth archiving (just in case, you know, one of us decides to switch careers).

Saturday, April 09, 2005


Makes me proud to be an immigrant...


eBay item 5572334720 (Ends Apr-16-05 13:19:29 PDT) - TEST OUT YOUR FLU SHOT; BUY MY GERMS!!!

Friday, April 08, 2005

If you haven't seen this yet, you're missing out...


Willywarmers are very versatile, snuggly and warm.
Look at all the things your Willywarmer can do for you:
1. Heat Retaining for cold winter days and nights.
2. The soft crocheted tie string easily adjusts for a comfortable fit.
3. Increase your "package" visibility during a night on the town or in your daily wear.
4. Catches pesky male urination spots so they are not seen on your outerwear.

Today is a Day for Lots Of Words


PJP II: A Moral, Abject Failure When It Mattered

OF course, not everyone liked Pope Yoda. But damn, that man was photogenic!

"Last year, he propped up former Boston Cardinal Bernard Law with a cushy job in St. Peter’s Square—the same Law who resigned in 2002 lest the feds make him sing about his role in the rape of children! John Paul II opposed the zero-tolerance policies that American bishops installed in 2002 to ensure that child rapists would never officiate over Mass again! John Paul II never removed scoundrels such as Los Angeles Cardinal Roger Mahony and Orange Bishop Tod D. Brown from their posts despite their active shielding of child-molesting priests from the law. In fact, many of these scoundrels—demons such as Mahony, Law and the entirety of the United States’ delegation of cardinals—will vote soon on John Paul II’s successor, ensuring that their patron’s twisted policies will endure."

Link to full article

Wired: Liquid Lenses

"...cell phone makers are salivating over liquid lenses, tiny gadgets that suspend a drop of liquid in an electrostatic field. Change the field and the shape of the droplet changes, too, altering how the light bends when it passes through - just like a lens.

You end up with an optical power 5 to 10 times greater than the human eye, and response that's up to 20 times faster."

mikebob, take note! (and where the hell is my xm-cellie, damnit!?!)

Link to Article

Man arrested for paying in $2 bills at Best Buy

"PUT YOURSELF in Mike Bolesta's place. On the morning of Feb. 20, he buys a new radio-CD player for his 17-year-old son Christopher's car. He pays the $114 installation charge with 57 crisp new $2 bills, which, when last observed, were still considered legitimate currency in the United States proper. The $2 bills are Bolesta's idea of payment, and his little comic protest, too.

For this, Bolesta, Baltimore County resident, innocent citizen, owner of Capital City Student Tours, finds himself under arrest.

Finds himself, in front of a store full of customers at the Best Buy on York Road in Lutherville, locked into handcuffs and leg irons.

Finds himself transported to the Baltimore County lockup in Cockeysville, where he's handcuffed to a pole for three hours while the U.S. Secret Service is called into the case.

Have a nice day, Mike."

Link to full article

More photoshop fun

Thursday, April 07, 2005

It's Just a Plant

a children's story of marijuana, by Ricardo Cortes

note: Ricardo Cortes, author and illustrator of It's Just a Plant, will be reading from the book on Wednesday, April 13th at the Barnes & Noble of Columbia University (7pm). Anyone down?

I hear It's Just a Mushroom and It's Just a Rock in the works...

It's Just a Plant

He's back and better than ever . . .

Pope reborn as superhero in Colombian comic


"GGG-Gmail is an experiment in a new kind of webmail, built on the idea that you should never have to put up with any wack-ass shit in your inbox."

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

dumpster diving + free wifi +Starbucks = AOL Homeless (tm)

tiny dancer

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

The Zoomquilt

Just click it already.

Sunday, April 03, 2005


Be sure flip through the book by clicking on the cover. Good read.

My favorite pet can be found on this web page.

Friday, April 01, 2005

A collection of photos from WWI

"The color photo was invented in 1903 by the Lumiere brothers, and the French army was the only one taking color photos during the course of the war."

look at this beauty

Unfortunately for you, merkin, it makes for a picky house pet:

I may give it a shot, tho.