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the first four safety instructions included with an rf modulator that i purchased, followed by abbreviated versions of the additional eight:

1. Read these instructions.
2. Keep these instructions.
3. Heed all warnings.
4. Follow all instructions.

5. Don not...
6. Clean...
7. Do not...
8. Do not...
9. Do not...
10. Protect...
11. Unplug...
12. Only use and store indoors.

The first four repeated for effect:

1. Read these instructions.
2. Keep these instructions.
3. Heed all warnings.
4. Follow all instructions.