Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Kind of long but funny
Down below?
Monday, January 30, 2006
Coverville
Brian Ibbott's thrice-a-week podcast treat – featuring covers from the famous to the obscure.
If you haven't been listening to podcasts because of the sheer amount of crap out there (and you have this unexplainable fascination with shitty and great covers like I do,) this show's definitely worth checking out. Free on iTunesMS. keyword: Coverville.
Saturday, January 28, 2006
drama is dum.
Friday, January 27, 2006
50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005
50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005Thursday, January 26, 2006
Little dude's first boner
juxtapose
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
fangs+fur+lasers+high speed cameras+electro=
Friday, January 20, 2006
For all you Radiohead fans...
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Found near grade school, lower east side
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Blonde Joke
"Best blonde joke ever" may be a stretch. but it's pretty funny.
That's sick...no, wait.... oooooh shiny
A company called LifeGem turns your dead loved ones' ashes into 'real' diamonds! It's kind of cool and repulsive at the same time.
I already told Voltaire that if i go first, say, under postapocalyptic circumstances, he could eat me if he got hungry..... Otherwise I told him he's getting taxidermummyfied, but with this NEW OPTION I could turn him into a shiny new rock that I could embed in my teef... I'm torn.
*Bling!*
Saturday, January 14, 2006
Colorize black and white photos quick.
Friday, January 13, 2006
Death By Shrimping...
I wonder if places like fujiyamamma need to look into insurance...
Family: Man Died After Ducking Flying Shrimp
POSTED: 3:11 pm EST January 12, 2006
MINEOLA, N.Y. -- A shrimp a hibachi chef tossed at a man eating at a Japanese steakhouse ultimately led to the diner's death, his family claims in a $10 million wrongful death lawsuit against the restaurant chain Benihana. Jerry Colaitis wrenched his neck when he ducked to avoid the shrimp in the chain's Munsey Park restaurant, attorney Andre Ferenzo said in opening statements Wednesday. Months after the January 2001 incident, the 43-year-old Long Island man died from complications caused by neck surgery he required afterward, the lawyer said. Benihana lawyer Charles Connick said it was unlikely a chef who works for tips would toss food at customers after being asked not to, as Ferenzo claimed. Even if that happened, Connick added, the cause of Colaitis' death was an infection or neck injury unrelated to the shrimp. Benihana chefs mix dining with entertainment as they grill Japanese food in front of patrons. Ferenzo said some of them have become more daring in recent years, but Connick said customers enjoy the experience. "Some customers, especially dads and sons, want to catch the food," Connick said. "The evidence will show that it was part of the show." Colaitis, of Old Brookville, underwent neck surgery in June 2001, but there were complications, and he had numbness in his arm, Ferenzo said. He died that November, a day after checking into a hospital with a 105-degree fever.
Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
file swap!
The 29 Healthiest Foods on the Planet
...because I care! The 29 Healthiest Foods on the Planet
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Spoon with me, Chan, spoon with me...
a PSA brought to you by merkin:
The chick with the warmest voice on earth is back just in time for winter. Backed by Al Green musicians and a Memphis tilt, The Greatest by Cat Power is due Jan 24th. Let's all get ready to spoon.
streamed here: (meow)
ps. That cover is a fucking stunner!
CP's song of the moment
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
David Hasselhoff is hooked on a feeling
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Oooh Crazy Google Weirdness
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Do a search for "in powdered form".
3. Click on page 10
4. Now click on any page thereafter and watch google try to play doctor on your computer.
So what is available in powdered form?? CAFFEINE! Yes, the byproduct of decaffeination. I'm canceling my absinthe order and purchasing a pile of this shit.
Link
2. Do a search for "in powdered form".
3. Click on page 10
4. Now click on any page thereafter and watch google try to play doctor on your computer.
So what is available in powdered form?? CAFFEINE! Yes, the byproduct of decaffeination. I'm canceling my absinthe order and purchasing a pile of this shit.
Link
sometimes turning on the light switch is a miraculous thing
www.photographychannel.tv, an excellent site featuring slideshows of stunning imagery, narrated by the photographers themselves.
I've so far watched the Lost Boys of Sudan (image above), and I am Cuba. Recommend both & plan on watching the rest when I have a few minutes to kill rather than boing boing and the like. Both ran under 5 minutes.
Monday, January 09, 2006
christ, maybe it's late, but i'm enjoying this...
Saturday, January 07, 2006
50 people see ...
...a candle.
...soup
A series of works, each combining fifty photos of an object or theme from varying Flickr users.
...soup
A series of works, each combining fifty photos of an object or theme from varying Flickr users.
Friday, January 06, 2006
Thursday, January 05, 2006
AMY WESOME ONLINE FRIENDS!!!
"Miguel" he says he's Peurto Rican, but we all know he's Domincan.
"Rob" He likes Adrian Brody and plaintains.
"Xena Drynne" She's currently in rehab for her addiction to cats, mangoes, and hot men. (Get well soon!)
"Li" One word: Asian hippie.
"Peggy Sue" she's got whiskers, but she smells like cocoa butter.
and my new favorite band from Brooklyn (via Wichita, Kansas
the fuckin' rockin' COUNTRY CHURCH (I <3 u guys1!! xoxo)
best band ever
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Chicken without a cause
Letterman vs. Bill O'Reilly
Monday, January 02, 2006
the first four safety instructions included with an rf modulator that i purchased, followed by abbreviated versions of the additional eight:
1. Read these instructions.
2. Keep these instructions.
3. Heed all warnings.
4. Follow all instructions.
5. Don not...
6. Clean...
7. Do not...
8. Do not...
9. Do not...
10. Protect...
11. Unplug...
12. Only use and store indoors.
The first four repeated for effect:
1. Read these instructions.
2. Keep these instructions.
3. Heed all warnings.
4. Follow all instructions.
2. Keep these instructions.
3. Heed all warnings.
4. Follow all instructions.
5. Don not...
6. Clean...
7. Do not...
8. Do not...
9. Do not...
10. Protect...
11. Unplug...
12. Only use and store indoors.
The first four repeated for effect:
1. Read these instructions.
2. Keep these instructions.
3. Heed all warnings.
4. Follow all instructions.
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