Thursday, April 27, 2006
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
How to Defecate Properly Outdoors
How, you ask? Click the link for a tutorial.
Latest MySpace.com deaths
I guess this is what happens to all your flattering, handheld portrait shots when you die – they become creepy.
MyDeathSpace.com
Related:
"The sad fact is that more and more of us, as we invest ourselves in the web, entrusting intimate personal information to garish pages, are destined to leave hastily-constructed, poorly-designed memorials online when we die, trivial shrines whose guest books and comments sections will continue to grow even as we rot, puffing up slowly with hackneyed, repetitive, ghoulish, unintentionally funny tributes.
Eventually, of course, these pages, too, will follow us into oblivion. Tribute activity will level off, some administrator or relative will delete us, the networking brand itself will fall out of favor, its elderly owner will also die, and even his satirists will stop maintaining their spoof page about him. Out of fashion, replaced by new technologies as yet unimagined on infrastructure as yet unbuilt, the network will change hands a few times and close.
Then, thank God, that wretched novelty song we threw up in a whimsical moment will stop loading. Then, finally, our digital ghosts will find peace, and escape the great cycle of humiliation.
There's a short cut to the same nirvana, though: You could make today the day you commit MySpacecide."
-Momus, via Wired
MyDeathSpace.com
Related:
"The sad fact is that more and more of us, as we invest ourselves in the web, entrusting intimate personal information to garish pages, are destined to leave hastily-constructed, poorly-designed memorials online when we die, trivial shrines whose guest books and comments sections will continue to grow even as we rot, puffing up slowly with hackneyed, repetitive, ghoulish, unintentionally funny tributes.
Eventually, of course, these pages, too, will follow us into oblivion. Tribute activity will level off, some administrator or relative will delete us, the networking brand itself will fall out of favor, its elderly owner will also die, and even his satirists will stop maintaining their spoof page about him. Out of fashion, replaced by new technologies as yet unimagined on infrastructure as yet unbuilt, the network will change hands a few times and close.
Then, thank God, that wretched novelty song we threw up in a whimsical moment will stop loading. Then, finally, our digital ghosts will find peace, and escape the great cycle of humiliation.
There's a short cut to the same nirvana, though: You could make today the day you commit MySpacecide."
-Momus, via Wired
Bored at work?... take a break
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Pirate Babys Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Magnetic Implants: A Six Month Retrospective + Mishaps
Friday, April 21, 2006
"Terry had THC in her system!" Kapow!
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Friday, April 14, 2006
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Your browser seems... different today - Screenhead
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Holy Engagement Batman!
monochrome display driver
maybe you guys can help me out here, all six of you and maybe the random stranger that acidentally hits our page doing a search for "tonya harding + feet"...
I'm looking for a display driver or filter or what-have-you for windows 2000 (2k or XP, whatever), that'll just completely, utterly destroy color.
Even if you aren't aware of an actual program that'll do this, perhaps some suggestions on terms i could use for a google search? i tried a lot of what is familiar, to no avail.
run postno through the _color blind web page filter_ to get a taste..
I'm looking for a display driver or filter or what-have-you for windows 2000 (2k or XP, whatever), that'll just completely, utterly destroy color.
Even if you aren't aware of an actual program that'll do this, perhaps some suggestions on terms i could use for a google search? i tried a lot of what is familiar, to no avail.
run postno through the _color blind web page filter_ to get a taste..
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
dead beasts
accidental and intentional. will fit in faux bullet with mild effort.
The Morning News Gallery - Animals, by May Mantell - Link
my new friend
. A lassi is an indian beverage that consists of minced dog (sorry joy), with a little yogurt, ice, and water added to smooth it out & make it go down easier. good stuff.
Monday, April 10, 2006
mikebob, news!
quite accurate, almost spooky
I'm not crazy about personality tests, but this one, by far, is the best I've ever taken.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Cute Overload!
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Drawing Restraint 9
a book, yes
here. translations, many. uh huh. yes.
baudelaire... baudelaire.. boredom, ennui. hated the shit. like really hated it. do what you want. leave, see the same shit, go... run, running, leave. stay. you know.. keep going...
LINK: The Voyage <--- Summed up better here, multiple translations, for your pleasure. this site is exquisite. baudelaire likes maggots.
man, i love this one (below). he gets all pissed and riled up, jealous that this woman is gettin all the nook while he's hand-empty.. in complete admiration.
note the 'user-gets-used' cycle of nature at the end. he's not completely self-absorbed.
LINK: You Would Take the Whole World to Bed with You. <-- me too
Oh, the pain! 'Infamous bitch to whom I'm bound / Like the convict to his chain.' these translations kick.. read them side by side ---> LINK: The Vampire
When he's not bitchin about bitches, he can get crafty describing the mistreatment, by men, of birds. allusion to the poet aside, though surely the point of this piece, it is a favorite of mine. nice little microcosm of human nature. -----> LINK: The Albatross
LINK: Cain/Abel, more world view.
To end with the beginning, a quote from LINK: To The Reader:
If rape, poison, daggers, arson
Have not yet embroidered with their pleasing designs
The banal canvas of our pitiable lives,
It is because our souls have not enough boldness.
self-perpetuated violence.. jot those down on the to-do list. on second thought, let's end with some warm sentiment:
Neighbouring on the City, I Recall
baudelaire... baudelaire.. boredom, ennui. hated the shit. like really hated it. do what you want. leave, see the same shit, go... run, running, leave. stay. you know.. keep going...
LINK: The Voyage <--- Summed up better here, multiple translations, for your pleasure. this site is exquisite. baudelaire likes maggots.
man, i love this one (below). he gets all pissed and riled up, jealous that this woman is gettin all the nook while he's hand-empty.. in complete admiration.
note the 'user-gets-used' cycle of nature at the end. he's not completely self-absorbed.
LINK: You Would Take the Whole World to Bed with You. <-- me too
Oh, the pain! 'Infamous bitch to whom I'm bound / Like the convict to his chain.' these translations kick.. read them side by side ---> LINK: The Vampire
When he's not bitchin about bitches, he can get crafty describing the mistreatment, by men, of birds. allusion to the poet aside, though surely the point of this piece, it is a favorite of mine. nice little microcosm of human nature. -----> LINK: The Albatross
LINK: Cain/Abel, more world view.
To end with the beginning, a quote from LINK: To The Reader:
If rape, poison, daggers, arson
Have not yet embroidered with their pleasing designs
The banal canvas of our pitiable lives,
It is because our souls have not enough boldness.
self-perpetuated violence.. jot those down on the to-do list. on second thought, let's end with some warm sentiment:
Neighbouring on the City, I Recall
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
spiritual zen
'professional' celebrity creep-alikes from www.splitting-images.com - UK
Morgan Freeman
Sammy Davis Jr. (color is a little off, adjust monitor)
Kelly Osbourne
Morgan Freeman
Sammy Davis Jr. (color is a little off, adjust monitor)
Kelly Osbourne
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