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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Fake Lesbian Porno

by Rollertrain



a snip:
Bitches, when the director tells you to lick a woman's asshole, here's what to do: Spread her ass apart, nibble on those tight cheeks, give 'em a funky slap, then point out your tongue and slide it around or into her sphincter. Assholes don't taste like cherries, bitches. That's where the poop comes out. But if you're getting paid to eat she-butt, then eat it with a smile.

Lick it here.

What the fuck?

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