Friday, March 31, 2006
Nevermind 30Boxes...
SPONGECELL!
Yes, the infatuation is over.. Spongecell has a similiar one-box input, but much sexier. superficious!
Yes, the infatuation is over.. Spongecell has a similiar one-box input, but much sexier. superficious!
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Fake cat paws
Gotta love Jerzy laws...
New Jersey
• Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
• Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
• Caldwell: You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
• Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
• Cranford: Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
• Cresskill: All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
• Elizabeth: It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
• If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
• In Berkley Heights you may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday.
• In Newark it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6:00 p.m.
• In New Jersey it is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
• In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup.
• It's illegal in New Jersey for parents to give their children under the age of 18 even a sip of alcohol.
• It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
• It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
• It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
• It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
• It's also illegal in this state to throw a bad pickle on the street.
• Lovers in Liberty Corner should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
• Manville: It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
• Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
• Ocean City: People may not slurp their soup. Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. Raw hamburger may not be sold.
• On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
• Raritan: Profanity is prohibited.
• Raw hamburger may not be sold.
• Sea Isle City: There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
• There is no horse racing allowed on the New Jersey Turnpike.
• Trenton: You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
• Unless you have a doctor's note, it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 PM in Newark, New Jersey.
• You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.
• You may not slurp your soup.
I'm rather upset about the no pickle eating on Sundays
• Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
• Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
• Caldwell: You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
• Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
• Cranford: Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
• Cresskill: All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
• Elizabeth: It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
• If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
• In Berkley Heights you may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday.
• In Newark it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6:00 p.m.
• In New Jersey it is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
• In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup.
• It's illegal in New Jersey for parents to give their children under the age of 18 even a sip of alcohol.
• It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
• It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
• It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
• It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
• It's also illegal in this state to throw a bad pickle on the street.
• Lovers in Liberty Corner should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
• Manville: It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
• Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
• Ocean City: People may not slurp their soup. Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. Raw hamburger may not be sold.
• On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
• Raritan: Profanity is prohibited.
• Raw hamburger may not be sold.
• Sea Isle City: There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
• There is no horse racing allowed on the New Jersey Turnpike.
• Trenton: You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
• Unless you have a doctor's note, it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 PM in Newark, New Jersey.
• You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.
• You may not slurp your soup.
I'm rather upset about the no pickle eating on Sundays
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Friday, March 24, 2006
30 Boxes - Sick little Web-based Calendar App
30 Boxes
Never know where I'm going, always trying to get organized... finally a calendar that I think will help. Why will this one succeed after many failures, both paper and digital?
It's smart as shit. No scrupulous forms. No clicking on crappy little check boxes, scrolling thru lists of dates/years/repeat events/kill myself... just type into the one-line entry bar what makes sense to you, ie:
!!!the fucker is smart enough to know you mean -->this<-- sunday!!!
Don't want to forget that special day your best friend was shit from the womb?
it'll even ask tell you how old that asshole will turn if you're competent enough to remember his age!
what else, ooh.... it can do a logical span of dates by utilizing a hyphen.. for vacation and such. ok i'm drilling the point. how about.... YES! AND FREE! yeah, e-mail reminders, too. woo.
Time for a bullet list!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I'm all over this and you know it! CAN'T HIDE THE LOVE.
umm...
whatever. check it out.
30 Boxes
Never know where I'm going, always trying to get organized... finally a calendar that I think will help. Why will this one succeed after many failures, both paper and digital?
It's smart as shit. No scrupulous forms. No clicking on crappy little check boxes, scrolling thru lists of dates/years/repeat events/kill myself... just type into the one-line entry bar what makes sense to you, ie:
donate organs 4/14
buy gun april 15
scream tomorrow
buy apple sunday
!!!the fucker is smart enough to know you mean -->this<-- sunday!!!
Don't want to forget that special day your best friend was shit from the womb?
jesus' birthday 12/25 repeat yearly
it'll even ask tell you how old that asshole will turn if you're competent enough to remember his age!
what else, ooh.... it can do a logical span of dates by utilizing a hyphen.. for vacation and such. ok i'm drilling the point. how about.... YES! AND FREE! yeah, e-mail reminders, too. woo.
Time for a bullet list!
- add +yourmom@bunnyranch.com and it'll invite yourmom to said event.
- it'll give you the weather for the next 5, conveniently in each date box.
- an asterisk shows up as a shiny yellow star.
- you can share info, if you like stalkers.
- you can highlight shit, tag shit, and search shit.
- it's pretty ugly.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I'm all over this and you know it! CAN'T HIDE THE LOVE.
make out with 30boxes repeat daily
umm...
whatever. check it out.
30 Boxes
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Friday, March 17, 2006
Snakes on a motherfuckin Plane!!!
Thursday, March 16, 2006
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Monday, March 13, 2006
Relive your childhood t.v. watching days here...
Friday, March 10, 2006
Radiohead - Just
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Friday, March 03, 2006
Strippin'
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Merkin's Song of the Moment
Meet Javiera Mena.
a girl who's effortless voice brings back memories of lapping waves or sweet warm tea or losing my virginity for the second time (you know, that time when it actually counted) ...
If I were to make a pie out of sonically-delicious women, Tegan and Sara would be my crisp graham crackers, Chan Marshall would be the creamy filling, and Javiera will be my cherry on top.
Someone pass me some tissues.
on yousendit for 7 days: hear Campo Adentro.
Representing Deutschland
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
MIKE BOB'S PARTY
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