Amoureux jaloux? Vous étes <3 å fucking skank?
...Then get yourself a spy-phone!
This French company hawks real(?) Nokia phones that you would 'accidentally' leave 'somewhere'. You would then call the phone (it won't ring), and hope it's not being pawned off by the bitter ex you've been spying on. And as you listen in on her low, breathy, guttural moans as she repeatedly bangs her head on the headboard, you know you've made a sound investment.
Spy-phone
