Wednesday, December 27, 2006

America

America I've given you all and now I'm nothing.
America two dollars and twenty-seven cents January 17, 1956.
I can't stand my own mind.
America when will we end the human war?
Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb
I don't feel good don't bother me.
I won't write my poem till I'm in my right mind.
America when will you be angelic?
When will you take off your clothes?
When will you look at yourself through the grave?
When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites?
America why are your libraries full of tears?
America when will you send your eggs to India?
I'm sick of your insane demands.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?
America after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world.
Your machinery is too much for me.
You made me want to be a saint.
There must be some other way to settle this argument.
Burroughs is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back it's sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke?
I'm trying to come to the point.
I refuse to give up my obsession.
America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
America the plum blossoms are falling.
I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday somebody goes on trial for
murder.
America I feel sentimental about the Wobblies.
America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not sorry.
I smoke marijuana every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.
My mind is made up there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.
My psychoanalyst thinks I'm perfectly right.
I won't say the Lord's Prayer.
I have mystical visions and cosmic vibrations.
America I still haven't told you what you did to Uncle Max after he came over
from Russia.

I'm addressing you.
Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Time Magazine?
I'm obsessed by Time Magazine.
I read it every week.
Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library.
It's always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie
producers are serious. Everybody's serious but me.
It occurs to me that I am America.
I am talking to myself again.

Asia is rising against me.
I haven't got a chinaman's chance.
I'd better consider my national resources.
My national resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of genitals
an unpublishable private literature that goes 1400 miles and hour and
twentyfivethousand mental institutions.
I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of underpriviliged who live in
my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns.
I have abolished the whorehouses of France, Tangiers is the next to go.
My ambition is to be President despite the fact that I'm a Catholic.

America how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as individual as his
automobiles more so they're all different sexes
America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe
America free Tom Mooney
America save the Spanish Loyalists
America Sacco Vanzetti must not die
America I am the Scottsboro boys.
America when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they
sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a nickel and the
speeches were free everybody was angelic and sentimental about the
workers it was all so sincere you have no idea what a good thing the party
was in 1935 Scott Nearing was a grand old man a real mensch Mother
Bloor made me cry I once saw Israel Amter plain. Everybody must have
been a spy.
America you don're really want to go to war.
America it's them bad Russians.
Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen. And them Russians.
The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Russia's power mad. She wants to take
our cars from out our garages.
Her wants to grab Chicago. Her needs a Red Reader's Digest. her wants our
auto plants in Siberia. Him big bureaucracy running our fillingstations.
That no good. Ugh. Him makes Indians learn read. Him need big black niggers.
Hah. Her make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help.
America this is quite serious.
America this is the impression I get from looking in the television set.
America is this correct?
I'd better get right down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in precision parts
factories, I'm nearsighted and psychopathic anyway.
America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.

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Sunday, December 24, 2006

Merry Christmas folks

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Linux Handy





Available January 07 - check out the presentation here

Monday, December 18, 2006

The Stainless Steel Rats

The Stainless Steel Rats aim only to please, I said.
Admiral.
It led to a storage room. Dark shelves, filled with nameless objects,
alien race has ever been found.
May we?
the bottom of the pond as soon as your bones heal. Svinjar, more
of food. This stuff not only looks like glue-it tastes like it.
named ausbrechitite.
him grabbing it soonest.
All over.
charge of the unarmed defense school is nothing to be ashamed of.
hammer that banged the starter on the shoulder. This was an
voice rolled and echoed like thunder. Go-go-GO!

^----- a spam received this afternoon, trying to sell me a little blue pfizer pill of all things.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Christmas present for Voltaire?



CitiKitty Cat Toilet Training Kit

Thursday, December 14, 2006

is something supposed to happen?


"ho ho ho fingers".

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Ah flickr

Try typing in "ho ho ho hat" or "ho ho ho beard" as a note on your flickr pics

mikebob santa

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Yuki - Sentimental Journey

What I want for Christmas


YouTube - Will It Blend? - Marbles

Thursday, December 07, 2006

A month late for halloween

The Devil Visits.




I only remember a few details from the other night.

There’s my Mexican friend, a guy I grew up with.

He is a bit older than I am, maybe by four or five years with a graceful, aged face – possibly from a lifetime of working under the sun.

We haven’t seen each other in a while.

Standing under the shade of a tree, we were having light conversation, jumping from one matter to another, mostly catching up ….

…. “Oh so how’s the wife?’

‘She’s good. We did this thing recently…’

He then tells me about performing the Quatro Salgado with his wife, a ritual performed to summon The Devil, for personal reasons he made unclear. (Maybe I might have completely missed his explanation – with me thinking the whole time, “How could anybody in their right mind deal with the Devil?”)

From what I understood, it’s the type of thing a person does at a time of desperation – for need or want. You make a pact with the devil using a fraction of your soul, to attain, well,the usual slew of shit people ask for – fame, money, power, love, happiness, comfort, whatever. It’s not to be taken lightly, and it’s no I’m-getting-a-ssecond-mortgage-to-put-up-a-deck type shit, this is something else entirely, and is seriously seriously serious.

The conversation went on as casually as it did, subjects changed, but all the while I was like, “Dude, What were you thinking?!”

….

6:30 am.

I wake up in a cold sweat, creeped the fuck out.

I do mnemonics to keep the words in my head.

Quatro.

Sal. God. Ah. Sal. God. Oh. Salgado… Sagrado? Salgada? FUCK. Which is it??

I turn the lights on.

I fall asleep again.

….

8:30 am

I wake up.

Ugghhhhhhh.

Did I hear him wrong? Salgado is Portuguese for Salty.

Four Salty doesn’t make much sense, besides he was fucking Mexican.
Sacrado = Sacred (in Spanish)

Four Sacred. That makes sense. But Four Sacred what?

I look it up online and I find this text (loosely translated):
“(of) these Three, locked up in the O, are the Four Sacred one; (of) the Ten are the Arûpa Universe. Later they come the Children, the Seven Combatants, the One, Eighth excluded, and its Blow, that is the Craftsman of the Light.”


From the book "the PRIVATE DOCTRINE" of H.P.Blavatsky

H.P. Blavatsky, it turns out, was a prominent occult figure in the late 1800’s, having published a periodical called Lucifer, a magazine on theosophical (‘theology’ and ‘philosophical’ portmanteau, ghey!) issues with the tag line:

“Designed to ‘bring to light the hidden things of darkness’”

…..

what does this all mean?



Anybody know anyone who knows dreams?

Fashion


If you're well dressed, the mob beats you up; if you're poorly dressed, the police beat you up. Oh well - in this outfit nothing can happen to me!"

- Cahtoon by Thomas Heine, Simplicissimus

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Farts on a Plane



Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing

NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.


An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.


The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.


The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.


"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."


The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.


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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Scopitones: precursor to music videos


i freakin love this

Tony vs. Paul

Whatever happened to Hypercolor?



The microencapsulated, thermochromic dye used in Hypercolor garments wasn't able to withstand the constant, elevated temperatures of the average Japanese teenager's crotch. When the 1-dodecanol solvent broke down the myristylammonium oleate salt for an extended period of time, the microcapsules would dissolve under prolonged exposure to the released 1,2,3-benzotriazole. The dye (crystal violet lactone) was then directly exposed to the skin. The result? Blue balls...literally.

Over 400 men were left with permanently Smurfy scrotums and over 220 women were guaranteed that the carpet would never again match the curtains.


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