Summer movies; DIY IMAX
Camping season is here, bitches, and that might just prod me a bit to step out of the damp hole that is my windowless basement into the excitingly hot and humid outdoors.
The main goal for this year, i think, is to top the inflamous HAMMOCK incident of last year and go all out and ridiculous. Buying something so superflous, but totally fuckin rock at the same time would be a decent start. Why the hell not? If there's gonna be pre-camp drama, it better be worth it. I'm talkin IMAX-worth-it.
So i found this website that sells IMAX movies for $4.99 a pop. That's a sweet bargain, but a silly bargain if you're going to screen them in a 20" CRT. No no no. That's like buying fly ass alligator-skin shoes and wearing them to LUNA LOUNGE. Completely foolish (or toolish). Sides, who'd want to lug a CRT to a campsite anyway?
what we need is this: The Optoma - MovieTime DV10 Home Theater Projector. Sounds sexy already, no? It's a DVD player/projector with high lumens, high contrast rate, and a sexy ass form factor. All for just $1500. It's not exactly roughin it, but it would still rock the mosquitoes off your shit. Just imagine this: 'Microcosmos' projected onto a 10' sheet in the middle of the woods, by the stream, eating wild mushrooms fried in leftover kielbasi grease, anyone?
no?
you guys suck.
IMAX for cheap
The main goal for this year, i think, is to top the inflamous HAMMOCK incident of last year and go all out and ridiculous. Buying something so superflous, but totally fuckin rock at the same time would be a decent start. Why the hell not? If there's gonna be pre-camp drama, it better be worth it. I'm talkin IMAX-worth-it.
So i found this website that sells IMAX movies for $4.99 a pop. That's a sweet bargain, but a silly bargain if you're going to screen them in a 20" CRT. No no no. That's like buying fly ass alligator-skin shoes and wearing them to LUNA LOUNGE. Completely foolish (or toolish). Sides, who'd want to lug a CRT to a campsite anyway?
what we need is this: The Optoma - MovieTime DV10 Home Theater Projector. Sounds sexy already, no? It's a DVD player/projector with high lumens, high contrast rate, and a sexy ass form factor. All for just $1500. It's not exactly roughin it, but it would still rock the mosquitoes off your shit. Just imagine this: 'Microcosmos' projected onto a 10' sheet in the middle of the woods, by the stream, eating wild mushrooms fried in leftover kielbasi grease, anyone?
no?
you guys suck.
IMAX for cheap
ok. how bout you buy said 1500 dollar machine and i hunt down enough cardboard to make screen this upcoming trash day?
Posted by
mike |
5:56 AM
ooh ooh has it maintained its' creamy filling?
Posted by
mike |
6:18 PM
My God, that sounds like a hot date . . . I'll bring the grease.
Posted by
Alexis |
10:47 AM
. . . and I'll bring the kielbasa!!! Ha . . . ha . . . huh?
Posted by
CP |
3:17 PM