"Got a speeding ticket and you don't want it on your record? Go to court but don't pay right there; ask for a form and tell them you'll mail it in. Send in the amount minus five dollars. The system will credit your payment but your case will be left open indefinitely and you won't get points on your license. Trust me, it works."
from here (Everyday Tips)
also from the site: "An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator." hahaha