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And I thought holding hands counted

From a poll conducted by MSNBC:
What teens believe constitutes sex:
• Kissing someone romantically 12% <---tee hee hee
• Touching someone's genitals or private parts [sex] 45%
• Oral sex 77%
• Sexual intercourse 91% <---- sexual intercourse constitutes sex. it does
I wonder what pie they got this data from. I mean, it's so limited, considering the myriad of ways to get off. And kissing?? k.i.s.s.i.n.g.?? What about groupsex? anal sex? phone sex? dryhumping? inanimate objects? masturbation/myspace? I guess none of these count. Stupid pollsters.
And it goes on:
Is Oral Sex A Big Deal?

For many teens (43%), oral sex is not seen as being as big a deal as sexual intercourse. Boys and girls see this somewhat differently. While almost half of boys (47%) think that oral sex is not as big of a deal as sexual intercourse, fewer girls feel that way (38%).

This doesn’t mean that teens are dismissive of its significance: Fifty-five percent of teens hold that it is “very important” to be in love before having oral sex. Somewhat more (68%) say it is very important to be in love before having sexual intercourse.


Link to all this nonsense entire article on top.